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Things you might need to know about halfey


  1. Halfey is not a complete genius. Some parts are missing. But that doesn’t make him an idiot.
  2. Halfey only borrows money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back
  3. Halfey is Malaysian. It’s like being American, only without saying the f word all the time.
  4. Halfey is the lesser of 2 evils
  5. Halfey will try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
  6. Halfey is the one that put a hole in the ozone layer. Sorry but it can’t be helped unless he stop using cars and bikes.
  7. Halfey is the master of low expectations
  8. Halfey prefer being over the hill than being under it
  9. Halfey can see Soviet Russia from his house.
  10. Halfey is all that